Hello! How are you?
Thanks for checking in, stalker. My name is Tara Wood and I’m a 40-something stay at home Mom and freelance writer. My husband, Garrett is super hot and we have 7 delightfully cheeky kids. Juliette (Jules) is 13, Bella (Bell) is 12, Mia is 10, Leo is 7, Ronan is 5 and Norah is nearly 3 and we have a fantastic new addition- Marigold Alice who joined us at the end of June 2015. They cuss a little bit and sometimes say and do completely inappropriate things in public. A lot of funny stuff happens and I feel obligated to tell you about it here on Love Morning Wood*. I find people utterly fascinating and will almost always take the time to listen to their stories and report back to you some of the ludicrous/hilarious/bizarre things they tell me. Oh, and I eavesdrop sometimes- people say some funny shit, y’all.
I’m not one to comment of societal ills or express my opinion on the goings on in the world. There are loads of smart, or at least highly opinionated writers, in that niche but you won’t find me there. I just like to make people laugh and maybe feel better about being an imperfect parent or person who stumbles. Also, if you are highly offended by “profanity” (we call them ‘sentence enhancers’ around here) then you may want to reconsider reading my words. I love Jesus but I cuss a little bit.
Thank you for spending part of your day with me. It makes me super happy to know that you’re here!
*Wondering about the name of the blog? I’ll explain: My last name is Wood and the only time I can write is early in the morning when all of the kids are still asleep. And I hope you ‘love’ it….Love Morning Wood. It’s not about A.M. erections- I promise. You can totally Google that, though, if that’s what you’re in to. No judgments here.