You see, our sweet, immodest Norah always sees off her brother and sister as they head out the door toward the bus. She yells “Goodbye! Bye Bye!” and waves wildly. Today was no different save for the fact that she was wholly unclothed. She must have stood there, butt-ass naked, for a full 30 seconds while your children cupped their mouths with their mitten covered hands, pointed, and laughed hysterically.
Norah, noticing their waving and pointing then turned her wee, tiny toddler butt toward them and shook it. I’m not sure how long her little dance lasted, but she was full-on shakin’ it when I realized what was happening and quickly scooped her up and replaced her diaper that she’d abandoned in the hall.
So, I’m sorry, fellow parents. Norah was clearly in the wrong. I was busy drinking coffee so you can’t really blame me.
We usually keep our crazy locked up tight but toddlers are tricky little assholes and mine showed your children all her bits and pieces this morning in a celebratory fashion.
I beg your forgiveness. Or not. Whatever.