Naked Time

This morning, I’d like to offer my sincerest apologies to the parents of the children who ride the bus with our elementary school-age kids.

You see, our sweet, immodest Norah always sees off her brother and sister as they head out the door toward the bus. She yells “Goodbye! Bye Bye!” and waves wildly. Today was no different save for the fact that she was wholly unclothed. She must have stood there, butt-ass naked, for a full 30 seconds while your children cupped their mouths with their mitten covered hands, pointed, and laughed hysterically.

Norah, noticing their waving and pointing then turned her wee, tiny toddler butt toward them and shook it. I’m not sure how long her little dance lasted, but she was full-on shakin’ it when I realized what was happening and quickly scooped her up and replaced her diaper that she’d abandoned in the hall.

So, I’m sorry, fellow parents. Norah was clearly in the wrong. I was busy drinking coffee so you can’t really blame me.

We usually keep our crazy locked up tight but toddlers are tricky little assholes and mine showed your children all her bits and pieces this morning in a celebratory fashion.

I beg your forgiveness. Or not. Whatever.


10 thoughts on “Naked Time

  1. Totally not your fault! Really, you were saving them from that awkward discussion of the difference between boys and girls, because at least now they know…

  2. Sorry but this just made me snort tea all over the desk. Brilliantly funny 🙂

  3. OMG! My favorite line, “toddlers are tricky little assholes.” So true! Our youngest… Fits that line perfectly. This made my morning. 😃

    • Thank you for stopping by, Lesa! I defy any not to agree that toddlers are tricky little assholes, you know? Those parents are lying, I think.

      I’m so happy to have you here. Looking forward to getting to know you!


  4. OMG that’s awesome. I’m not sure how I stumbled on this post but I think I’m gonna be glad I did. I have a few “tricky little assholes” and mine have no fear!

  5. Basically, I adore you already and I just found your blog. I think we’d be best friends if we ever met. Reading your blog is so refreshing!

    • How kind of you! Thanks so much, Stephanie! Let’s just tell everyone we’re besties- deal? Following you now, too. Looking forward to getting to know you 🙂

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