We have a large map of the United States in our computer room. It seems that Mia was studying it and she may be a little bit dyslexic or something.
Mia: “Who named the different States?”
Me: “I don’t know. That’s a great question, though. Let’s Google it…”
Mia: “Nah, I don’t want to do all that. I was just wondering.”
Me: “Okay. Were you wondering about Georgia?”
Mia: “No, I was just thinking it’s weird that people named a State after private parts.”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Mia: “There’s two, actually. Vagina and West Vagina. Don’t you think that’s just so weird?”
Me: “You should maybe read those State’s names a little more carefully. Go re-read them…”
She came back a few minutes later.
Mia: “Ohhhhh….it’s Virginia and West Virginia!”
Me: “Riiiiight. I don’t think anyone would name States after our bits and pieces.”
Mia: “But there’s Penisylvania, too. So it looks like someone would name States after private parts after all.”
Me: “I guess the people who named the States were kind of pervy, huh?”
Mia: “You got that right.”
Way to go, State namers. Get your minds out of the gutter the next time you make such important decisions. You confuse little children with all your perviness.