Some guys are hanging out- maybe it’s a whole group of them- and they’re talking about whatever guys talk about.
So one guy says that this girl he’d been sleeping with had a baby and is trying to say that the (girl) baby is his. He’s not so sure, though. I mean, he’s got big plans of playing for the NBA and a baby would mess that all up so he’s just kind of deflecting. He can’t afford a baby. Plus, he’s not really into the baby Mama. It was really just a ‘hit it and quit it’ and now she’s trying to mess up his life, y’all.
But his friend, finding it difficult to say the words out loud and in front of all their buddies, writes these words on a yellow index card-sized piece of paper that he happened to have in the his gym bag.
They all decide to go have some beers and on the way out to their cars, the truth telling friend hands the potential baby Daddy this note.
Baby Daddy is having none of it. He scoffs and tosses the note in the parking lot where I found it and am determined to give it life on the internets.
That’s my story…what’s yours? I will handsomely frame and mail to you this amazing piece of found human interaction (complete with shoe and tire marks) if you can come up with something fantastic-er.
Leave your story in the comments.
How awesome would it be to wake up and see this note first thing every morning on your bedside table or staring at you from your mantel while your family is gathered around a roaring fire this winter.
I don’t think potential baby Daddy will be sitting around a roaring fire with potential baby Mama and potential baby daughter, but his trash could be on YOUR mantel if you’ll just use your imagination!