I heard Leo scoffing and complaining while playing a computer game recently. He didn’t like the way one of the other players was acting and decided he’d let him/her know (you can type messages to other players during the game).
Leo: “Mom! How do you spell ‘dumbass’?”
Me: “You don’t. You’re 6- you can’t use that word.”
Leo: “Ugh, fine. How do you spell ‘punkass’?”
Kid got me on a technicality. I had no choice but to tell him.