How to Get What You Want for Your Birthday

Garrett: “Please don’t make me go shopping…tell me something specific you want for your birthday.”

Me: “A gift certificate for a massage and cash.”

Garrett: “Really? I don’t even have to go to a store?”

Me: “You’re welcome…tack on a facial to that massage and you don’t have to get me a card or flowers.”

Garrett: “Done.”

And that’s how to get what you want for your birthday

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