His Brother’s Balls

We were all dressed and about to leave to go to Mass on Sunday. Leo came to the door completely dressed except for pants.

Me: “Dude! Where are your pants? We need to go!”

Leo: “I can’t wear those pants…they’re too small. Can you go get me a some different ones?”

Me: “Yes but why didn’t you say something an hour ago?”

Leo: “Because at first they just hurt a little bit but then it started feeling like they were trying to push my balls, like, into my butthole and I didn’t like that. Just throw those pants away. Don’t pass them down to Ronan…he won’t like the way that feels either.”

It’s a thoughtful kid who considers the future feelings of his little brother’s balls.

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