Thanks, Cialis

I was watching the Weather Channel with our 8-year-old daughter when a Cialis commercial came on.

Mia: “What is an erection and why is it bad for one to last for more than four hours?”

Me: “Ummmm….an erection…is…something that happens to men when….you know what? It’s something that guys have that girls don’t have so you don’t even need to worry about it.”

Mia: “So, it’s like how ladies have boobies and guys don’t have boobies? I mean, guys DO have boobies but they don’t grow. They just stay all flat. It’s like that?”

Me: “Yes. It’s kind of like that. There are big differences in the bodies of men and women. We’ll talk more about that when you’re a little older.”

Mia: “I heard that guys like big boobs. Except Dad. He seems okay that your boobies are really tiny. Like, almost as tiny as mine. Does that make you sad?”

Me: “Well now it does.”

Mia: “It’s okay, Mom. There’s probably other things about you that Daddy likes. Like your big butt, maybe?”

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