First Love Morning Wood post!
Leo came out of the bathroom after #2 (I know it was #2 because he was in there longer than the 12 seconds it takes from him to pee). He didn’t wash his hands.
Me: “Umm, Leo, did you wash your hands after you pooped?”
Leo: “No, why?”
Me: “Well, because that’s disgusting. You don’t want to touch stuff with the possibility that there’s poop remnants on your hands.”
Leo: “But Mom, I don’t wipe with my hand…and I’ve only missed with the toilet paper like, twice in my life. It’s probably fine.”